Since I'm a huge (not literally of course) reuse & recycle fan, I'd grab all the political signs (especially the other side), & and I'd put them all over my art table.

Gesso would be calling me when it noticed flat surfaces, & I'd wouldn't have any choice but to cover them all with a good coat of gesso.

I'd drag out my paints, & practice, practice practice! As long as I have a brush in my hand, I'm happy!